Get up! Fight! Fight in the War on Touristism!!!

If this doesn't get you tourists writing nothing will.

You might be a tourist if:

1. All your getting is a black box cause you never look at any blogs at home on your own time and only look at blogs while at school in the writing lab.
2. Half the class knows which blog is yours.
3. You've never posted anything more than 4 lines long.
4. Any of your posts are about how bad a writer you are, cause the only reason your writing sucks is because all you write about is how bad you are.
5. You are just taking the class because Nelson is your football coach.
6. Your just taking the class because its an easy "A".
7. You have to have someone hold a carrot in your face to lead you to the water.
8. Nelson has ever yelled at you in front of the class.
9. Nelson has ever yelled during class because of your refusal to try on any of the writing prompts or any of the blog posts. 
10. You get offended by this post.

If any of the previous circumstances apply to you, then you are of no use to the class or the fight on touristism, and should therefore "get thee hence". Of course if you have realized your wrong-doings and would like a fresh start then please, write.