Dear Executives,

Dear Duct Tape Executives,

      First off, I would like to congratulate you on creating a product to which I can turn to in dire times of broken household objects. I am very much a fan of your product and all that I can make from it; Wallets, vests, prom dresses. The various colors and designs invoke a feeling of innate ability to accomplish anything.

     While it may seem like your product is the perfect fixer of things, I, like many others throughout the world, have found that it cannot fix a countless number of problems found in our country and other countries around the globe. Below is a list of things you have yet to fix.

• A broken cat.
• A broken heart.
• The homeless situation.
• The national deficit.
• Tiger Woods' marital problems.
• Train live.
• Bill Clinton's marital problems.
• Donald Trumps hair issues.
• KKK members souls.
• Toyota accelerator pedals.
• Little children's broken dreams. (Santa Claus)
• The boringness of North and South Dakota.
• The temperature in Canada.
• My mom's clam chowder. (jk mom)
• Hitler's thought process 

While you have tackled virtually everything in the physical world, you have a long way to go before you become the company that everyone turns to for their emotional needs. What people need is something to turn to when something goes wrong, a hero if you will. Up until now you have been the closest thing to a hero that people have. In order to maintain your image, I think its time to step up your game.

                                                                    With Concern,
                                                                                     Neverse O. Goode